強麥可納頓(Jon McNaughton)執筆畫出喬治華盛頓(George Washington)率兵強渡德拉瓦河場景，只是這次換成川普率領滿載行政官員的小船渡越白宮沼澤。川普打領帶穿便褲，外搭總統飛行夾克與棒球帽。跟華盛頓不同，另外手持提燈向空中照亮前路。船員各個身著偽裝服，其中四位手握長槍。由於原畫時間正值聖誕節因此河道佈滿結冰威脅，相較麥可納頓畫作則是鱷魚埋伏於陰暗沼澤。國會聳立在背景遠後方。
畫家網站本作品名「穿越沼澤(Crossing the Swamp)」描述寫：「兩百四十年前，喬治華盛頓挨過福治谷強渡德拉瓦河，為大陸軍(Continental Army)取得驚人勝利。許多人覺得不可思議，竟打敗暴君與其強大軍隊。
如今，川普奮力穿越華盛頓特區"沼澤"，帶來真相、希望、昌盛之光。暗勢力濁水內伴隨危險害獸，為了私人己利與意識形態非常積極摧毀美國繁榮。各方權勢集團 - 民主黨員、永不支持川普的共和黨員、暗勢力、假新聞媒體將不擇手段阻止美國多數人得償所願。
身為畫家，去感受並描繪我們國家當前狀態有必要講出來的東西。盼望川普牢記總統身份修復偉大美國。我想搭上那艘航向自由的船 !
畫中人物由左至右：妮基海莉(Nikki Haley，美國駐聯合國大使)、詹姆斯馬蒂斯(James Mattis，國防部長)、班卡森(Ben Carson，住宅與都市發展部長)、唐納川普、傑夫塞申斯(Jeff Sessions，司法部長)、麥可潘斯(Mike Pence，副總統)、梅蘭妮亞川普(Melania Trump，第一夫人)、麥克蓬佩奧(Mike Pompeo，國務卿)、莎拉桑德斯(Sarah Sanders，白宮新聞秘書)、伊凡卡川普(Ivanka Trump，第一千金和總統顧問)、約翰波頓(John Bolton，國家安全顧問)、凱莉安康威(Kellyanne Conway，總統顧問)、約翰凱利(John Kelly，白宮幕僚長)」
以下整理推特上一些新進藝評不吐不快的話：
"驚世絕美藝術品裡頭無意間暗藏許多隱喻，其中約翰波頓手拿舊步槍指錯方向凝視遙遠過去大概是最棒的一位。 #穿越沼澤"
"看來小川普沒有趕搭上船。"Of the many unintentional metaphors in this stunning work of art, John Bolton pointing an old-timey rifle the wrong way while staring into a distant past is perhaps the finest. #crossingtheswamp pic.twitter.com/R9CTjeGQqK
— Earl Hoffert (@Earl_Hoffert) July 31, 2018
"這蠻多解釋不過先觀察明顯的：波頓像在獵捕兔寶寶(Bugs Bunny)，傑瑞德庫許納(Jared Kushner，總統女婿和總統高級顧問)被丟下船。"Looks like Jr. didn’t make the boat.
— I went there 🇺🇸 (@realonediva) July 31, 2018
"不過是夜間迷路，原地打轉，因為他們的"領導"...完美比喻這行政團隊。讚啦~"lot to unpack here but obvious observations first: Bolton looks like he's hunting Bugs Bunny and Jared Kushner has been left off the boat. https://t.co/G6kiZCi3XR
— Jorge Ribas (@jribas) July 31, 2018
"川普拿煤氣燈嗎?"Just lost at night, rowing in circles, because of their "leadership"... perfect metaphor of this administration. BRAVO
— A. R. G. (@AdamRobGoCop) July 31, 2018
"為何川普的麥當勞外帶在發光?"Is Trump holding a gaslight?
— Tim Aylesworth (@timaylesworth) August 2, 2018
""穿越沼澤"另個亮點：顯然班卡森划錯方向，不知怎麼搞地十足符合畫面。"Why is Trump's McDonalds bag glowing?
— Demos Cybernetician (@Kyberneticus) August 1, 2018
"史考特普魯特(Scott Pruitt，前環保署長)與湯姆普萊斯(Tom Price，前衛生及公共服務部長)幾百呎前被扔出船外了。"another gem from the "Crossing of the Swamp" painting: Ben Carson is clearly paddling in the wrong direction and somehow that fits perfectly into the scene. pic.twitter.com/PQkG0voubT
— Alex Thomas (@AlexThomasDC) July 31, 2018
"波頓看起像艾默小獵人(Elmer Fudd)獵捕兔寶寶。"Scott Pruitt and Tom Price were thrown overboard a few hundred feet back https://t.co/Yvh7kwxXvV
— Jack Holmes (@jackholmes0) July 31, 2018
"川普正在泥沼中尋找內閣成員嗎? 我打賭那便是他在做的。"Bolton looks like Elmer Fudd hunting wabbits.
— Andrea Swetz (@SwetzAndrea) August 1, 2018
"第一夫人：你不在乎我對吧? #調整編輯"Is Trump LOOKING for cabinet members in the swamp? I bet that's what he's doing.
— James Roig (@JamesRoig47) August 2, 2018
"不小心既正確又可笑，因為迷失川普雇用最腐敗的一群人已經把華盛頓變成沼澤"#Fixedit pic.twitter.com/VyNkGa433v
— Rolf Asphaug (@rolfdenver) August 3, 2018
"好的我懂了，沼澤怪獸在船上。"Unintentionally accurate and funny as a lost Trump has turned Washington into a swamp by hiring the most corrupt people.
— Gary Denton (@EasterLemming) August 1, 2018
"有人看出差別嗎? 我看不出。第二張順帶一提叫"川普穿越沼澤"。我真的瞎掰不了。"Okay I get it, the Swamp Monsters are in the boat.
— DarkSyn (@Mihero) August 1, 2018
"說：你有這艘船航向尼加拉瓜大瀑布的版本嗎? 我想買。 回：夠接近了。"Anyone see a difference? I don't.
— Daniel (Mr. F) (@dfpolitics) August 1, 2018
The 2nd one, btw, is a painting of "Trump crossing the Swamp."
I seriously can't make this sh*t up... 😂😂
CC: @thespybrief @FelisDave pic.twitter.com/sCSjwd0bD4
Close enough pic.twitter.com/lOhLrcJq9g
— Stephen Twelker (@vverse23) August 2, 2018
麥可納頓看來泰然自若準備挑起更多網路熱議在推特續貼舊作「真相揭露(Exposing the Truth)」。川普猛抓滿臉驚恐的通俄門特別檢察官羅伯穆勒(Robert Mueller)領帶，以放大鏡仔細反(?)調查人家。
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