#為何我加入推特 說明了用戶各種光怪陸離的理由

有句老話說"如果你真的不想知道答案就別問"特別符合本週三推特情況。推特公司注意到主題標籤 #為何我加入推特 流行趨勢成長，決定順水推舟多深入瞭解。

"#為何我加入推特 流行趨勢增長。我們好奇想知道。大家說來聽聽吧~"

#WhyIJoinedTwitter is trending. We’re curious. Let’s hear it.

— Twitter (@Twitter) August 1, 2018

然而人人讚賞社群媒體平台提供快速消息與連結眾人的同時，有人卻趁機理所當然地大開無腦玩笑。以下精選幾則笑不停：
"#為何我加入推特 我是個需要刷存在感而且有受虐傾向的自憎垃圾。(我這樣貼標對了嗎?)"

#WhyIJoinedTwitter I'm a self-hating garbage person who needs validation but also craves masochism. (Did I do this hashtag right?)

— Jamie Kilstein (@jamiekilstein) August 1, 2018

"因為它是親戚唯一沒在用的APP。 #為何我加入推特"

Because its the only App my relatives aren't using . #WhyIJoinedTwitter

— Shariq Zahid (@MshariqZ) August 1, 2018

"為了心理健康好處。 #為何我加入推特"

For the mental health benefits. #WhyIJoinedTwitter

— Comedy Central (@ComedyCentral) August 1, 2018

"只是想看看血壓能飆到多高。 #為何我加入推特"

Because I wanted to see just how high I could get my blood pressure. #WhyIJoinedTwitter

— andy lassner (@andylassner) August 1, 2018

"恩，你知道，總統開始審查聯邦機構內科學東西，我們永遠不曉得太空總署會不會是下一個。我們不想被迫停止如太空總署般每天與民眾交流驚奇事物，所以我們在此，以防萬一。 #為何我加入推特"

Well, you see, the president started censoring science within federal agencies and we never knew if NASA would be next.

We didn't want to be forced to stop communicating the amazing things that NASA does every day with the public, so here we are, just in case#WhyIJoinedTwitter

— Rogue NASA (@RogueNASA) August 1, 2018

"有人得四處走動，告訴其它較小的峽谷誰才是老大。 #為何我加入推特"

Someone had to go around and show all those other, lesser canyons who's boss. #WhyIJoinedTwitter

— Grand Canyon NPS (@GrandCanyonNPS) August 1, 2018

"我想大部分的你知道原因...為了情色。 #為何我加入推特"

I think most of you know why..... for the PORN! #WhyIJoinedTwitter

— Carmen Valentina (@ClubCarmenXXX) August 1, 2018

"只是想瞭解世界能有多恐怖。 #為何我加入推特"

Because I wanted to know just how terrible the world can be. #WhyIJoinedTwitter pic.twitter.com/aFJsW7j5bH

— Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) August 1, 2018

"#為何我加入推特...因為我真的不爽知道居然川普臉書上的狂熱信徒是真人。"

#WhyIJoinedTwitter...Because I really didn't like actually knowing all the Trump cultists on Facebook were real people.

— Ophelia (@Ophelia22345) August 1, 2018

"#為何我加入推特 原因就是沒人生。"

#WhyIJoinedTwitter No life thats why

— Superbkoo (@Superbo69123920) August 1, 2018

"關注我 #為何我加入推特"

#WhyIJoinedTwitter pic.twitter.com/Fp8REgFbR2

— Jared Gray (@MisterJaredGray) August 1, 2018

"我想發起白費力氣的長年運動推動可編輯功能。"

I wanted to wage a fruitless, years-long campaign for editable tweets

— Casey Newton (@CaseyNewton) August 1, 2018

"欣賞大家抱怨推特。 #為何我加入推特"

To watch people complain about twitter #WhyIJoinedTwitter

— Garry Newman (@garrynewman) August 1, 2018

"我需要達美航空(Delta)機上能供應辣椒鑲肉。 #為何我加入推特"

I needed Delta to serve chiles rellenos on their flights pic.twitter.com/rYzuw4gTQw

— Laura Martínez © (@miblogestublog) August 1, 2018

"想看好爭辯的左派與心懷敵意的右派互噴政治口水，但發文上限一次最多僅兩百八十個字。 #為何我加入推特"

I wanted to read political diatribes between the litigious left and rancorous right, but only 280 characters max at a time. #WhyIJoinedTwitter

— Lee Wren (@ActuallyLeeWren) August 1, 2018

"因為想告訴世界我中午吃了啥? — 大概在2008年的時候 #為何我加入推特"

Because I wanted to tell the world what I ate for lunch? — circa 2008 #WhyIJoinedTwitter

— David Stehle (@davidstehle) August 1, 2018

"兩個名字... 溫蒂漢堡與川普。 #為何我加入推特"

Two names....

Wendy's and Trump

— Dab the dead meme (@dab_the_crab) August 1, 2018

而最精準的回應莫過於以下這位聰明仁兄。
"#為何我加入推特 噴垃圾話🤷🏽‍♀️"

#WhyIJoinedTwitter to talk shit 🤷🏽‍♀️

— AIR 🍕 (@_AceofKnaves) August 1, 2018